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JOHNKAT FOR A FRIEND’S BIRTHDAY!!!

JOHNKAT FOR A FRIEND’S BIRTHDAY!!!

mypenisusedquickattack:

Everyone’s favorite editor

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

(Source: katorade27)

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

yo that guy is wasted

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

yo that guy is wasted

mtjester:

radicalreaper:

holy mother of god

Do you know how much glitter that is. Glitter NEVER COMES OFF.

(Source: drawing-bored)

sugas-askbox:

daichis-askbox:

Maybe I should change my shampoo…

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beposbutt:

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

'I’m going to piss in your mouth.'

technotoast-art:

Literally what happened.

The boy was prepared to eat the whole restaurant.